Small penises have feelings too.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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