yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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