She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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