She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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