so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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