Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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