I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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