we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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