Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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She told me I should be a condom model.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We need to get me chipped asap
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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