Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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