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  • i put the poo from my anus in a glass and keep it on the windowsill for beautiful fragrance

    Submitted by Josfer on Feb 9, 10 at 7:39am
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  • This future husband and "I'm going to marry him" shit is retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:37pm
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  • Crraaacckkkasss= hilliibilliess who can't adore shit and eat at popeyes too suckit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:35am
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  • You all sound stupid I highly doubt this girl is being serious it's just funny. And girls do say dude idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:46am
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  • Iowa keeps it classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:41am
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  • first, second, and now third. peace out bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:09am
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  • Randy from trailer park boys?

    Submitted by dodge69 on Mar 24, 11 at 4:28pm
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  • Your probably fat and gross...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:07am
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  • 7:41 you forgot the mother of all "sure thing" phrases I was so high...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:25am
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  • Fatty!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:17am
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  • well, i am sure that my future husband shall not be as romantic, though i wish he were.

    Submitted by NessyMonster on Feb 9, 10 at 2:16pm
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  • Very true 7:41. What I don't get: what makes a guy who shows up with cheeseburgers and booze do special? Those are two of guys' four food groups! Now when girls show up with booze, BBQ, and porn, that's the marrying kind...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:11am
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  • Popeye's Chicken is like Red Lobster for nlggers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:58pm
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  • Ways to get a text posted on TFLN...include any of the following phrases; I may or may not have just, I think I'm gonna marry him/her, anything about vomiting anywhere other than in a toilet, anything about STD's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:41am
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    • For 7:41:\n\n"I may or may not have just seen that chick that gave me the clap vomiting in the park. I think I'm gonna' marry her."

      Submitted by fro on Feb 9, 10 at 9:14am
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  • All these 'i think im gonna marry him' and 'found my husband' texts are so fake.

    Submitted by StephanBotha on Feb 9, 10 at 7:11am
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    • Here's an alternate theory - they're being sarcastic.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 3:27pm
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  • ...if your future husband has a thing for fat alcoholic whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08am
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  • Here's an alternate theory SICK MY DICK NlGGERLOVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:59pm
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  • 7:41 is so right. that's all this shit is now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:58am
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  • You go fatty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:17pm
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  • Don't lower your standards, wait for the guy who brings alcohol and a bag of Big Macs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:05pm
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  • Lmfaooo you guys who are like "girls dont say dude" are idiots! I say dude ALL the time and i'm a chick.

    Submitted by kEBa on Mar 8, 10 at 7:58pm
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  • Why does everyone want to get married? Chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:21am
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  • What a fatass...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:15am
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  • fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:07am
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  • This is a guy posting. What chick says Dude? Furthermore, what chick says this to a guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:18pm
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  • I'm a girl. I say dude when I'm going to say something mildly important.

    Submitted by COKRAWK on Jul 12, 10 at 3:51pm
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  • Girls dont say dude so the guy who wrote this has a sad life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:18pm
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  • 914=win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:19am
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  • I love you so much, Alison

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:19am
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