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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:52pm

    Ah, this might have been funny if it hadn't happened to me. Sigh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:21pm

    Immediate if youre a virgin, wanker

  • 87 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:27pm

    3:26 #2, can I get that in English please?

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm

    About how long it takes me to punch you in the face. It's called six bucks buys condoms.

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:53pm

    Def before you have sex with her again! And then start using condoms, dickhead!

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:38pm

    You do it in the time Period tlbetween when she knows she is not pregnant and you have sex again. So she can not have the post breakup attention pregnancy scare.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:48pm

    It depends. Are you breaking up with her purely because she is fertile?

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:57pm

    I'm not even joking- immidiately. You are obviousy too immature to handle the responsibility of an adult relationship, and you're clearly not ready.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:11am

    Kill yourself...bye!

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:43pm

    Thank God it was only a scare, you procreating is a scary thought.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:25pm

    Chris I know this is you. And for the record were done, asshole. -Sheri

  • 62 61
    Submitted by superplatypus57 on Apr 6, 10 at 2:37pm

    One week but you have to fuck again (not cool to end on bad jujus)

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:10pm

    a.) your a dick. b.) i'd laugh but my bf of 3 years did this to me c.) i think you should go suck some cock because you have no business being with a woman. :)

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:30pm

    Just leave already. Shit, you morons need to date chicks who hate kids. You'll never knock any of us up - we'll see to it. And if an accident happens? BORSHUN TIME!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:35pm

    If you wanna go why the fuck stay??

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:00pm

    Depends on how long it takes to punch her in the stomach and push her down the stairs. You know, just in case.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:42am

    Broke up with a girl two days after an abortion. so if it was just a scare fuck it go with what you feel and be thankful it didn't cost you $425...I've accepted hell

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:28am

    i waited like 3 days

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:21am

    You fucking asshole.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:02am

    A month until she gets her period a second time so you ca. Double check that your safe and gtfot

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:37am

    indiana. back to back on here.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:54pm

    I've pondered on this question, myself.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:27pm

    I believe standard procedure is to wait at least three seconds, giving an appropriately shocked/horrified look, before dumping her. However, at least five seconds is generally considered more polite.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:59pm

    Until her next period. And don't fuck her until then or you're just being cruel.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:16pm

    Girls are always pulling the "I might be pregnant" card. If you don't want to get pregnant, stop having sex or atleast be safe about it. Damn. I can't tell you how many times I heard that line in high school from people.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:24pm

    Seriously? That is so immature. I hope my exposure to douches like these is limited.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:54am

    Stay classy, Indianapolis

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:09pm

    I think 5:01, everyone understands that. The real point here is the immature reaction dude had. If you are emotionally unequipped to handle the consequences ALL consequences of being sexual active. You shouldn't be having sex, because as you said, slips happen. Just be prepared to handle your business if one does...

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:57am

    I'm pretty sure this will happen with any girlfriend...

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:21pm

    i'm with 407 on this. hate on it if you want, but you said yourself you don't want to be with her...!

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:01pm

    Also, everyone bitching about birth control - y'know, sometimes scares can happen even when steps have been taken. No contraception is infallible. Stop judging when you don't know the facts. A lot directed at you here 4:03, no one said she WANTED a baby.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:09pm

    That's awesome run dude run ;)

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:23pm

    Hahaha agreed with 9:17

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:46pm

    Would have been funny if it didn't happen to me last year...

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:12pm

    I agree with 3:59 and I'm a chick! Ha.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:59am

    Sheri: close those legs and don't be such a whore. How many "boyfriends" could be the potential father??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:03pm

    who cares what is appropriate..if you have a pregnancy scare you are on a fast track for child support. The cunt wants a baby and --- most importantly -- wants someone to pay for it. You need to dump that shit now and get away while you can.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:22pm

    2- 3 weeks.. that way she doesnt suspect it.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:35am

    1 week. Trust me. Done it 3x

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:03pm

    anal sex is the best birth control method

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:40pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27am

    Men are jokes. Your father probably had the same thought

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:01am

    yeah!!! way to be repping indy dillhole!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:10pm

    Code Yellow! Abort!!! Abort!!! Abort!!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:23pm

    Once she gets her period. Cut and run!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:25pm

    Great qustion. I did a week

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:39pm

    that's why you never, ever, never use your real name or take them to your place!! Fuck 'em until you're tired of them and walk away

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:05pm

    Amen 5:01...I used birth control plus a condom and I now have a 5 year old.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:04am

    I doubt he was breaking up with her bc of the pregnancy scare dumbshit

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:17pm

    It should have been and soon as you thought she was pregnant.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:05am

    God, you're such an asshole! I've had like 2 pregnancy scares, and my bf is still by me

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:43pm

    Kick her in the stomach repeatedly, then leave post'haste. Jack E. Chan

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:26pm

    approximtly 7 dyas, unless your using that as the reason you "tell her" if your using that as the reason ASAP, so it dosen't happen again.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:29pm

    The scare is your out! .... "shit baby things are getting too serious, it's over" ... I know girls who've used that one too

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:55pm

    As soon as your sure it was only a scare!

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:36pm

    403, if there was a pregnancy scare this guy was just as retarded in the matter. Maybe he should wrap it up to protect HIMSELF from this. By the way 403, you're the kind of a-hole who kids endup hating him and then pee on their grave site after they die a miserable death from aids cause they were too dumb to use a condom. Go F yourself.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:24pm

    as soon as you can confirm her first period after the scare

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:27pm

    Preggers even while using the pill and condoms? Sounds like you should re-read the instructions. Seriously....both those things are extremely effective when used properly.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:27pm

    Ah yeah, 5:09, I just meant it to all those who assumed a scare meant no contraception whatsoever. Kinda standing up for the girls' side here, as obviously I agree about the immaturity. If that was the only reason for wanting to break up, I hope his girlfriend isn't pregnant and realises how much better off she is without him.

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:07pm

    Immediately. Shit, you can even dump em while the midst of a scare. No point in staying together if it's not going to work anyhow. Dumbass

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:11am

    I think the term "in the blink of an eye" applies here nicely

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:27pm

    3+ months depending, lol, done it before. And 3:24 we've invented a word contraction for you fuckmook works wonders

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:26pm

    After you deal with the problem, she didn't fuck herself. Also get over yourself she probably doesn't even want your kid, judging by what a fuck up you've made yourself sound like. I feel bad for this girl and for future reference, if you can actually say this stay out of relationships and go hook up with easy girls, peace

  • 43 62
    Submitted by unforged3 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:10pm

    Dont run asshole!!! It isnt that scary!!!

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:08am

    Eject Maverick, eject.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:23am

    Why would you dump your girl for having a pregnancy scare? it takes two to make a baby, if you arent ready for the consequences of sex, don't have sex.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:01pm

    As long as it takes for you to be sure she's not prego anymore. Then it's game over..

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:52pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:11pm

    Indy gotta love it:)

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:55pm

    2 weeks...officially...

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:47am

    I'd give it a couple of weeks... Maybe a month? But you really shouldn't listen to me... It took me a year and a half to get rid of my ex.. and we were together for 3.5 years

  • 32 47
    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 14, 10 at 12:18pm

    Soon as she wants to have sex again. That means she's over it. Get a nice safe blowjob out of it, then cut outta there.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:20pm

    Hah, any time you do it will probably suck!! Like i had a pregnancy scare but i didnt tell him cause things were shaky.. then the next day things were seeming better so we had sex again and then that night he dumped me.. 2 weeks later, still scared.. I should have made that bastard freakout with me during the whole breakup.. ass hole hahaha i dont know.. theres never a good time..

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:21pm

    Classic question. Love it.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:43pm

    Are you stupid enough to think that you're the only cock that's tapping that pussy? I doubt that the whore has any idea whose sperm caused the scare. GTFO

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm

    My name is Chris and the girl is Sheri

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Oct 11, 11 at 7:21pm

    I just stopped talking to a girl after she aborted. So immediate is fine.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:31pm

    Next period. Already done it in October

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:15am

    sneak out n go to mexico..shell nevr find u there

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:12pm

    30 seconds is 29 seconds toooo long.

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Snowfreak800 on Nov 19, 11 at 3:34am

    I'd hate to be Chris but then again he can go fuck another girl that won't do that shot to him

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:43pm

    Don't date until your fucking ready to be a father if you think the right thing to do is drop a girl on her ass if she's pregnant.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:05pm

    HOW EVER LONG YOUR LAST BLOWJOB TAKES