I CAN MOONWALK!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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