I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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