she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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