Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I hate all girls vehemently.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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