omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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