Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it was like eating out sand paper
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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