The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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