God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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