i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's rum buckets o'clock
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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