yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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