my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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