she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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