You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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