so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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