There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Are we still banned from the library?
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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