if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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