We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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