i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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