***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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