Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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