He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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