he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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