Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Farmville is her only friend.
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
there is glitter all over my balls
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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