her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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