Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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