I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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