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  • 36 22
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 10, 12 at 11:31am
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    Nope. Two knees and two hands on the floor, and one face in the toilet.

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    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 10, 12 at 11:57am
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    Said the drunk pirate with a peg leg.

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      Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 1:14pm
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      He used to do one hell of a sea shanty until he took a crocodile to the knee.

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 10, 12 at 11:33am
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    Nope. On your back, knees spread wide apart

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      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Feb 15, 12 at 12:20am
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      Hahaha! Just what I was gonna say! \n(assuming poster is female)

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    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 10, 12 at 11:39am
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    Too right not on two legs, you'll be on the floor pretty soon. On the plus side you may well get carried out.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on Feb 10, 12 at 2:25pm
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    Or in the ER.