so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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