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  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:30pm

    Well least now you will know your right from your left :]

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:50pm

    I'm glad I am not the only one who finds the pretzle fucker amusing.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:23pm

    Since when do you look at your ball sack when you piss? Fabricated

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:47pm

    what a fastideous and thorough piss

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:03pm

    6:56- does it matter Left or Right?

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:03pm

    4:55 so does your mom ;)

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:33am

    I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes. I DO have a name for my penis. I call it the octagon.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    Perhaps this was meant for pure entertaiment purposes. I thot it was funny regaurdless of truth or fiction. You need to take ur caffine and cut it in half.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    I check my balls all the time it's called caring

  • 44 51
    Submitted by ringo77chan on Jun 5, 10 at 12:03am

    eww, come on east Texas.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:39pm

    5:47 thumbs down for the spelling.

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:38pm

    4:44, I you don't like it and you don't want it to waste your battery, then stop looking at tfln.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:46am

    october 14, 6:01 pm, you misspelled fastidious. i'm almost blacked out and i STILL know that, sorry sweetheart

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:11am

    You people just need to fucking suck it up!! This site is ment for entertainment so look and laugh, no body wants your stupid as fuck critism!!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:54am

    every time i go pee i check my boobs for any memos i've written on them. I'm out of milk.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:39pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:15pm

    So does TFLN have only fucking 13 year olds as moderators? Shit on here is getting dumber and dumber! The only funny fucking thing now days is the stupid ass, but funny PRETZLE fucker !

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:15pm

    4:14 I have been trying to text this site from my BlackBerry for days... It doesn't work...

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:24am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:56pm

    I'm embarrassed this is my area code, NE Texas.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:38am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:53am

    It helps to keep you peeing straight when you know R and L.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:19pm

    Did you find any pretzels under there?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:44pm

    Really? Who the fuck lifts up their ballsack and looks at the bottom when they piss. Stop wasting my fuckin phone battery by putting this made up bullshit on here and get a fuckin life!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:28am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:52pm

    O ya texarkana baby

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:03am

    Whatever, as long as L and R were actually labeled correctly I ain't mad at ya.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:42pm

    I think I have swine ful

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:55pm

    That's amazing.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48pm

    Omfg I think I just pissed myself ahahaaaa

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:58am

    dude.. i check my balls. what's the issue?

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:39pm

    I hope someone else did this, otherwise ur just fucking lame ;)

  • 28 43
    Submitted by SWAPride on Nov 13, 10 at 1:18am

    w...t...f...

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:45pm

    it's from seinfeld! everyone knows that.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:14pm

    Thank you i always thought it meant other person

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:15pm

    Which is a shame because I am hopelessly addicted to this site... lol

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:12pm

    these pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:45pm

    whats with the pretzels what does that meannn

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:06pm

    You lifted your sack and looked at the bottom when you were pissing...

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:21pm

    5:47 thumb up for you good sir (or ma'am) for the use of fastidious. bravo

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:59am

    My friends room mate tatted L-E-F-T on his left toes and R-I-G-H-T on his right toes to win a "stupidest tatoo" contest on a San Diego radio station. He won all expenses paid plus VIP for coachella two years ago. I don't care what I win... A grown person just shouldn't do that!

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    I fucking hate the pretzle douche fucker

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:56pm

    i like balls in my ass

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:00pm

    I love ball sacks in my mouth. Nom nom nom

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:55pm

    So crazy, I went to take a shit and looked at my ass cheeks and they were labeled L and R

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:20pm

    Lol @ 4:44 epic post i lol'd irl

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:16am

    Or better yet they both should've been labeled R and R for Reft and Right Fuckin gook

  • 32 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:27pm

    Secret code: LLRR

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:38pm

    Right on 7:19! We know you are a regular! lol

  • 28 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:55pm

    Sometimes I get mine mixed up too ;(