I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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