I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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