my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I forget how to act sober
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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