Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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