NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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