Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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