We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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