Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Even my vagina gasped.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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