There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize