I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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